The M808A sported superior armor packages and a rubber band propulsion system. M808A: This variant was the Army's answer to the laughable M808. This model was scrapped, since all orphans were needed for the Spartan III-project. This version of the Scorpion Tank was powered by coal, which was shoveled into the tanks furnace by a little orphan. Made by the Navy, its primary weapon was a drinking straw that shot small pellets of wet paper. M808: First in line in the new modern models of tanks. Later models where cheaply made in China, evidenced by its destructibility and incapability to support the weight of a Spartan on its track guards. When Halo inevitably asploded (because if it weren't supposed to, God wouldn't have created Chief) the prototype careened through space and eventually impacted into the surface of Sanghelios which it eventually conquered by itself. This particular of version of the Scorpion only produced one model which is found on Assault on the Control Room. Johnsons' boxers whenever he's not going commando. The alloy used is made by smelting Hardasfuckium with skidmarks found in Sgt. The plates are forged by a group of 1200 virgins in a volcano using Master Chief's chest hair as kindling and are cooled in his pure, distilled and liquified wrath. The armor of the Halo: Combat Evolved Scorpion tank is indestructible, and it has good reason to be. After the Human-Covenant War, the UNSC let them loose and they could roam free in the Gobi desert ever after and lived happily until the end of the little green and blue ball. It can run over a Grunt and fly like a Banshee (if the sped up on a decently steep ramp). The High-Explosive-Armor-Piercing-Ordinance-Firing Super Heavy Intelligent Tank (H.E.A.P.O.F.S.H.I.T) is the most formidable vehicle in the universe.
Marine who found a scorpion laying around HELL YEAH! - A Marine after blowing up his rescue Pelican with Scorpion Tank I GOT TANK! NOW I PWN YOU ALL! - A noob who just found scorpion tank In Soviet Russia, tank still pwn you! - Yakov Smirnoff on the Scorpion Tank Dogs look up on you, cats look down on you but Scorpions beat the crap out of you! - SodaGod on Scorpion Tanks(duh) I blew up the chief.and my entire squadron.and Lord Hood.and I may or may not have been responsible for Jacob Keyes' death. For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on GET OVER HERE!.
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